lolita-tips:

Who’s excited? I know I am!

silve-sky:

I love you Hub. Love you.

astreetcarnamedthetardis:

the best moment in literary history is by far the time in the odyssey when odysseus and his bros stab polyphemus the cyclops in his eye but he thinks odysseus’ name is “no one” so he thrashes about the cave screaming “NO ONE BLINDED ME!!!” and the other cyclopes are like “oh my god polyphemus SHUT UP”

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

ayeleesh:

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

johnlocked-stargazer-in-tardis:

intotherainbowsunsetwithcastiel:

narcissistic-alcoholic:

my mom was watching supernatural with me and we were wondering why we just couldnt find sam as attractive as dean. we realized however it was beacause my cousin matt happens to look just like jared padalecki

#Literally thought this was a picture of Jared..

#Always reblog the original Cousin Matt post

a-pariah:

a-pariah:

why is the female hero so often tomboyish

why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates

with my hair curler

nvm

found her

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

my friend just texted me “figured out how to wear my coat as a skirt and leggings!” with this picture o h my god

she calls it a skoat im cr ying

carbonstuff:

Coiled intestines of tadpoles, seen through their transparent skin. They use it to digest plant matter.

Oh, and of course, this was the inspiration for this.

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